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3/8/2022
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What A Day: Vlad to worse
Welcome to waver city! Monday, March 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Volodymyr Zelensky, speaking for all of humanity A third round of peace talks between Russian and Ukrainian
3/5/2022
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What A Day: Rolling, Stone
Show us one Russian cat who's denounced Putin. Friday, March 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Volodymyr Zelensky inviting Putin to a normal-length negotiating table The Kremlin has
3/4/2022
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What A Day: Oil and trouble
Affair inflation is out of control. Thursday, March 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The head of Russia's foreign intelligence agency, a victim of cancel culture Ukrainian forces have
3/3/2022
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What A Day: More like Boeblurt
The fabric of society is wearing thin (mint). Wednesday, March 2, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Madison Cawthorn winding up for a great point on the House floor President Biden roundly
3/2/2022
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What A Day: State of the UN(ion)
The unprecedented black belt sanction. Tuesday, March 1, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Pat Robertson chiming in with the hottest Putin take of all Russia has escalated its attacks on
3/1/2022
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What A Day: SWIFT repercussions
How I Waited Until There Was a Profit Incentive. Monday, February 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Clay Higgins, House GOP Poet Laureate The invasion of Ukraine has not been the cakewalk
2/26/2022
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What A Day: Putin on the fritz
HANK THE TANK INNOCENT. Friday, February 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tommy Tuberville, Russia Understander Russian forces closed in on the capital of Ukraine during the second day of
2/25/2022
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What A Day: Russ' to war
Content warning: unwatchably bad content. Thursday, February 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, on the Russian invasion of Ukraine Russia has launched a full-scale invasion of
2/24/2022
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What A Day: Against the 'Kraine
At last, a completely nonaddictive social media platform. Wednesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, on Vladimir Putin's overlooked positive qualities The
2/23/2022
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What A Day: Vlad goon rising
#YesWeHank Tuesday, February 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Senate candidate Josh Mandel, on Israel (est. 1948) Russia has begun a military invasion of eastern Ukraine, eliciting harsh
2/19/2022
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What A Day: Suppressing their luck
Get stuck or go home, boats. Friday, February 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Melania Trump, on media reports about her shady fundraisers Heads up: What A Day will be offline on Monday,
2/17/2022
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What A Day: Zinke stained wretch
Corn does not have our interests at heart. Wednesday, February 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Cunningham, former congressman and current bird victim Donald Trump's attempts to
2/15/2022
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What A Day: Tru' grit
A strong take from the world's oldest 28-year-old. Monday, February 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Charlie Kirk, world's oldest 28-year-old It took over two weeks, but Canadian
2/12/2022
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What A Day: Semi-Harmed Life
The James Webb Space Telescope knows her angles. Friday, February 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mark Meadows, on Donald Trump's trail of document destruction As antivax Canadian
2/11/2022
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What A Day: Flush to judgment
The Untitled Climate and Manchin Statues Act. Thursday, February 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mayor Craig Shubert of Hudson, OH, on the slippery slope of ice fishing Donald
2/10/2022
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What A Day: Fiddling while Om' burns
Ok, Creep Throat. Wednesday, February 9, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marjorie Taylor Greene, ready for a visit to both the Holocaust and Soup Museums Democratic governors are hurriedly
2/9/2022
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What A Day: Truck nuts
Let's get Europe some shorter tables. Tuesday, February 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Andrew Clyde (R-GA), who compared the insurrection to a "normal tourist visit"
2/8/2022
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What A Day: Jerk the Ripper
A monopoly on the airborne fistfight market. Monday, February 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Brave free-thinker Hugh Hewitt, on why he never talks about January 6 Donald Trump spent four
2/5/2022
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What A Day: Fruit of the boom
Here's the lustful bear you sickos asked for. Friday, February 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jon Stewart, on Tucker Carlson's signature look The Biden Boom not only survived the
2/4/2022
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What A Day: The Lou fighters
Biden can now appoint a younger International Space Station. Thursday, February 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -LA Mayor Eric Garcetti, on taking maskless photos with Magic Johnson Three